GRUMPY INTRO
CORRESPONDENCE ON THE OFFICE COMPUTER, UNBIDDEN, PROVIDES DAILY ADVICE URGING ME TO TAKE MEASURES THAT WILL INCREASE THE SIZE OF MY MANHOOD. APPARENTLY SO THAT I CAN WEAR A ROLEX WATCH ON IT AT AN UNBEATABLE PRICE OR PERHAPS WE COULD DISPLAY A REASONABLY SIZED LOGO ON THE SIDE, ANOTHER FREQUENT OFFER. THIS WOULD NO DOUBT ENHANCE IMMEASURABLY OUR BUSINESS PLEASURE. AND LEAD US TO SIGNIFICANT CONTROL OF THE GLOBAL ALCOHOLIC DRINKS INDUSTRY INTO THE BARGAIN. THAT’S MY SPAM ANYWAY. THESE AND OTHER OFFERS DEMONSTRATE A NUMBER OF WAYS WHEREBY THE INTERNET CAN PROVE TO BE A GREAT JOY AND AN INVALUABLE TOOL (SORRY).
WITH SUCH IMPLEMENTS HOPEFULLY WE SHALL BE ABLE TO TWIST THE CAIRN O MOHR NUT EVER FURTHER UP THE ETERNAL BOLT OF SUCCESS GODDAMIT
ANYWAY
I DON’T WANT TO GO ON ABOUT IT IF IT’S NOT TOO LATE BUT I’M SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE THIS MEDIUM AT MY DISPOSAL. THE INTERNET ALLOWS ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO OFFER YOU THIS THE FOLLOWING BRIEF INTERPRETATION OF THE HISTORY OF OUR MODESTLY SIZED FRUIT WINE OPERATION IN AN EASILY ACCESSIBLE FORMAT THAT YOU PROBABLY WONT BOTHER READING AND QUITE RIGHTLY.
ANYWAY AGAIN
WHAT LIES AHEAD OF YOU NOW IS AN EXPLANATION AS TO HOW THE CAIRN O MOHR WINERY BEGAN AND HOW ONCE IT WAS STARTED IT COULD NOT BE STOPPED. AFTER THAT THERE WILL BE A LIST OF THE WINES WE MAKE WITH GLOWING TRIBUTES AND ENDORSEMENTS IN THE FORM OF TASTING NOTES WRITTEN BY MYSELF.
THERE IS ALSO AN OPPORTUNITY TO BUY OUR LOVELY WINES (JUST CLICK ON THE 'ADD TO BASKET' BUTTON) BY DIFFERENT METHODS.
HOW IT ALL STARTED I SUPPOSE
I SUPPOSE IT MUST HAVE STARTED IN AUSTRALIA. THAT'S WHERE THE NAME IS ANYWAY.
I'D BEEN TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD HAVING A GREAT TIME AND I FOUND MYSELF IN THE GREAT SANDY DESERT HELPING SOMEBODY TO LOOK FOR OIL. SO I WAS OUT ON A SKIVE WITH THE ONE EYED SURVEYOR ONE SUNNY DAY, HA HA HA, AND HE SHOWED ME HOW TO WORK A THEODOLITE.
ONCE I'D SORT OF MASTERED THAT HE TOLD ME TO SIGHT THIS DUSTY OLD HILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 80 MILES SOUTH OF CHRISTMAS CREEK AND THEN HE WENT OFF AND LEFT ME TO IT,THIS IS TWENTY ODD YEARS AGO.
WHILE I WAITED ON TOP OF THAT HILL, DRY AS A BONE, FOR SOMEBODY TO COME AND PICK ME UP, I BUILT A LITTLE CAIRN AND THAT HILL GOT CALLED CAIRN O' MOHR.
MEANWHILE
JUDITH FINLAY WAS STUDYING TO BE A DOCTOR IN DUNDEE AND I BUMPED INTO HER ONE NIGHT IN THE HOWFF - WHERE I IMPRESSED HER WITH MY MODESTY (I COULDN'T SPEAK) - SO SHE GAVE UP HER DOCTORING AND WE TOOK TO TRAVELLING ABOUT TOGETHER, THE WORLD MOSTLY.
THEN WE WERE MAKING THINGS OUT OF WOOD, GARDEN SHEDS AND RELATED ITEMS BUT IT WASN'T QUITE RIGHT.
ANYWAY ONCE MORE
THIS BOOK APPEARED AND IT EXPLAINED HOW TO MAKE WINE FROM ANYTHING SO I FOLLOWED THE FIRST RECIPE, IT WAS FOR A CITRUS WINE; ORANGES, LEMONS AND GRAPEFRUIT AND DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ?
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
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WINE
WINE HAS BEEN ON THE GO FOR A LONG TIME BUT IT WAS ONLY REALLY GRAPE WINE THAT BECAME FAMOUS FOR VARIOUS REASONS.
THESE REASONS HAVE LARGELY BEEN OVERCOME IN RECENT YEARS DUE TO A NUMBER OF CLEVER THINGS THAT PEOPLE HAVE COME UP WITH.
NOWADAYS WINE CAN BE MADE FROM ALL MANNER OF TASTY INGREDIENTS; FRUIT, BERRIES, FLOWERS AND LEAVES,ALL PREPARED IN THE RIGHT WAY WILL MAKE GREAT TASTING WINE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS ALREADY, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE STILL TO FIND OUT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED COUNTRY WINE BEFORE, YOU SHOULD, BUT DON'T JUST BUY THE ODD BOTTLE NOW AND AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO THE SWING OF IT THAT WAY.
WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL SIX BOTTLE MIX, "INTRODUCTORY OFFER", IN THE SHOP
THAT SHOULD GET YOU GOING.
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